Les Pieuvres de Paris
Cliquez pour agrandir. Les Pieuvres de Paris ("The Octopuses of Paris") is a French novel by Pierre Zaccone. Sadly, it's not about giant octopuses hosting drunken parties on their backs as they float...
View ArticleThe Atlantic's AFDO
The new normal: the cover of the November, 2015 issue of The Atlantic features an Aluminum Foil Deflector Onesie (AFDO): The image is for an article, titled "If You're Not Paranoid, You're Crazy",...
View ArticleChinese "Tinfoil Hat" Patent?
Speaking of deflector camouflage... Last year, the Chinese government granted a patent for a cap with tinfoil as radiation protection layers (CN 203633560 U, Chinese title: 以锡纸作为防辐射层的帽子): ABSTRACT A...
View ArticleNarcissus: An Anatomy Of Clothes
Is fashion an extension of architecture, or vice versa? Is a fancy car a type of suit in which to strut around the road? Are clothing and housing phenotypical traits that natural selection is now...
View ArticleY.R. Tap Comic #10
Start at First Comic (Congress to probe Juniper 'back door' exposure, possible U.S. involvement.) Also... 10 years of Y.R. Tap, apparently! Next Comic ›‹ Previous Comic
View ArticleY.R. Tap Comic #11
Start at First Comic (National Security Agency plans major reorganization & When the NSA Merges Its Offense and Defense, Encryption Loses.) ‹ Previous Comic
View ArticleBritish Pathe's Disinfo War On Aluminium Hats
After AFDB technology was rediscovered by paranoids in the 1920s, psychotronic practitioners sought to diminish this threat to their control. One method was through disinformational propaganda, such...
View ArticleDanger: Octobot
Danger: human infiltration of octopus domains suspected! Typing Octopus discovered disturbing human communication on Hominoidnet: humans make fake octopus: humans term it Octobot: Suspicion: humans...
View ArticleGovernment-Backed Youths Monitoring Me
I have long suspected that government agents were enlisting specially trained children to track me under the guise of tree octopus education (or, more likely, miseducation). Now I have proof. Here is...
View ArticleRussian Aluminum Foil Second Skin
Independent Russian researchers KREOSAN have developed a new class of protective aluminum armor using self-adhesive aluminum-foil tape applied directly to the skin. This Aluminum Foil Second Skin...
View ArticleWeaponized Bees: A Taste For Honey and Black Mirror
(Click to enlarge.) A Taste For Honey (1941) is a murder mystery novel by H. F. Heard, also known as Gerald Heard, whose works I've covered a number of times now. [Spoiler Alert] Sidney Silchester, a...
View ArticleHow To Make Homemade Aluminum, From Cody's Lab
As I've explained before, it's advisable that paranoids make their own AFDBs instead of buying ready-made deflective head-gear since such "solutions" may contain embedded psychotronic circuitry...
View ArticleThe Dactyl Fractal And Dr. Strange
The above images of Benedict Cumberbatch seemingly achieving Dactyl Fractal Consciousness are from the "Open Your Eye" scene in 2016's Dr. Strange (which I only recently watched, so please excuse the...
View ArticleAluminum Lock vs. Gallium
Youtuber LockPickingLawyer provides a dramatic video demonstration (embedded below the fold) of the dangers of gallium contamination to aluminum: A small amount of body-temperature-melted gallium...
View ArticleArchie McPhee, Dactyl Fractal Consciousness, and Novelty Tin Foil Hats
Archie McPhee, beloved outfitter for ironists, has recently added two new sets of products that are curiously within my wheelhouse... Firstly, almost four years after they introduced their...
View ArticleNASA's Marsbee Proposal
In his 1950 book, The Riddle Of The Flying Saucers (previously blogged here), Gerald Heard argued, using an inexorable chain of logic based on the available evidence, that the then-newly-reported...
View ArticleGerald Heard and Plan 9 From Outer Space
Did Gerald Heard's The Riddle Of The Flying Saucers influence Ed Wood's infamous 1959 movie Plan 9 From Outer Space? In Plan 9 (viewable on YouTube), after watching stupid, stupid humanity progress...
View Article"Drom Lunarius": Tree Octopi, Pyramid Eye, and Camels
"Drom Lunarius" is a short sci-fi/fantasy story by Richard A. Lupoff printed in the Feb. 1979 issue of KPFA Folio, a publication of the eponymous Berkeley, CA radio station. It's about an intelligent...
View ArticleDevon Hedge Octopus
Earlier this month, the BBC reported on an unusual car accident in Devon, UK: Crash driver 'swerved to avoid octopus' A driver who swerved "to avoid an octopus" before crashing has been arrested on...
View ArticleTree Octopus Mural In Spokane
Pacific Northwest Legends: A Natural History is a 2015 mural project in Spokane, WA by Justin Gibbens with assistance by Will Bow that includes a panel dedicated to the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus...
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